if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
Count Me Out
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When you really like a song but you don’t know the lyrics yet
and you try to sing along
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
unzip your pants and show me your personality
im a little cocky
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
I just want something to work out, something big, like you know a relationship, whether it be romantic or friendly. I’m sick of it all turning to shit.
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
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About Count Me Out
hi, im breannah and im not quite sure how to describe me or my blog, but basically im a pretty outgoing person in public yet totally closed off when it comes to anything personal, related to emotions, and or feelings. i guess thats where my blog comes in. i mostly reblog what catches my eye or what i can relate to, but i sometimes post about myself to let it out. anyways now that ive rambled a bit, if anybody needs anything im always here :)
